Joke

Two old guys are sat talking. One asks the other if he thinks there is cricket in heaven. Neither know so they agree that whoever dies first will come back and let the other one know.

Months later and one of them dies. About a month after he's been buried he visits his living friend. "Hey, it's me", he whispers in his old mate's ear. "So, what's the verdict?" says his friend.

"Good news and bad news"
"Go on"
"Good news; there's cricket in heaven"
"Great, and the bad news?"
"You're opening the batting on Friday"

Joke